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The email I sent to the Colbert nation:

I would like to let Mr. Colbert know that freedom eludes us here in Ohio. In an attempt to pursue happiness, in this great country, by supporting big business, Colbert and by virtue of proxy the president as well as my desire for sweets, I stopped by the local Kroger to pick up a pint of the Americone Dream. It became apparent that I was thrust into oppression and had wondered into a store that hates freedom. I mean they had French Vanilla. You cannot support the president and the quest for truthiness sitting on the couch with a pint of French vanilla, it just isn’t right. I am pretty sure this store should be on the Presidents’ axis of evil; however, when I searched, the store was not listed. I assume it is an oversight, probably one of the reasons those US attorneys were let go. I will continue my pursuit for freedom’s tasty treat and in the meantime you should put stores on notice. If you don’t stock the Americone Dream you must hate America.

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